Greetings Comrades

Some characters to look out for:

Dave C ~ Guitarist for amateur jazz fusion outfit Flannel Ravioli. Too chill for anyone's good. He's our antagonist.

Jen A ~ Cusser, cheerleader, and obvious stoner -- she'll be aided greatly by Wilbur V. Jen is known in class for being lost and using her free time for petty sites like art.com.

Our Esteemed Professor ~ Since she's the teacher she's definitely not helping our incredibly built and handsome protagonist. Respect her, though. Three fears for authority! [Countless shrieks are heard in the background.]

Nick Rapper ~ Your narrator, your organizer, your collector, your head of affairs. He makes the calls, he take the shots, he releases the zings. He wins over the readers with his detailed tales of proving to never fail, getting female tail and being derailed by pale vampires named Edward Cullen.

Alison B ~ Effortlessly nice and more of a background image than a main character, she won't distract me from reaching my goals. So she's cool. Cheer her on.

Wilbur V ~ The most resourceful and helpful of the lot, Wilbur is both Jen's and Dave's first choice of assistance. His importance in the boundaries of the classroom cannot be measured! Root for him!

Dylan K ~ Mr. K is my computer neighbor, so expect strong innate bonding between him and I. Don't try to stop us. Dave, if you try to stop us I'll egg Pennywise bassist Randy Bradbury's house.